A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
Get the Bruise Creammug. The act of ejaculating into your partners anus, then proceeding to insert a flake into the bum hole whilst the cum is flowing out.
by Seantheicecreamer April 7, 2025
Get the The ice cream manmug. You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025
Get the You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeñosmug. by Millie wop June 21, 2018
Get the Mean creammug. It's when you're in the Face Down Ass Up postion where you spread open your asshole. Then the top has to anally gape the asshole quickly like your digging pit. After sometime the hole is gaped you then have to cover it with a shallow grave of cum which would present a Cream Pit.
Damn I had my asshole cream pit last night with the guy I meant at the bar. He quickly gaped my asshole and then cover the gaping hole with cum.
by Ghxlu March 18, 2025
Get the Cream Pitmug. by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016
Get the holiday cream piemug. Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021
Get the Bestfriend cream daymug.