shit bobbled

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019

Chocolate Bubbly

When someone with diarrhea butt chugs an entire champagne bottle and then proceeds to ass blast their partner.

Jamie: So my girl told me she has some crazy diarrhea right now
Bobby: Are you gonna go for it?
Jamie: Oh yeah.. I'm gonna bring over a bottle of champagne and see if she wants to give me a chocolate bubbly

by Dimmsdale Dimmadome October 6, 2019

boy babble

Noun 'boi 'bab-uhl Life is so exhilarating — there's so much to talk about! Some young guys don't know when to quit. Anytime, any situation, almost giddy about becoming an adult, learning stuff, showin' it off. A conversation-dominator who all seldom asks somebody else's opinion. Their chatter batteries could power a Tesla for a month. Sadly, it's a thing. Wears down, hopefully off with age.

{After a 10 minute oration, finally...
Boy: Oh! and wait till you hear about my flight home."
Adult 1: Gotta go.

Turns to Adult 2}
Adult 1: Boy babble.
Exits camera left
Boy: Took forever just to get to the airport... (etc. ad nauseum)

by rethinker December 23, 2019

Tingle bobbler

When the pussy feels so good you get the tingle bobblers

That pussy made gave me some tingle bobbler

by Kyle t o d d August 27, 2020

Cum Bubbling

Blowing bubbles with cum

I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh

by JaCoLo September 21, 2020

Good Bobbles

A try-hard term in GTA, when you hit someone over the head with a Pool Cue.

*Hits a bystander over the head with a pool cue*
You: "Good Bobbles..."

by Kazuhira Ryuzaki October 5, 2020

Boomer babble

When a boomer begins to rant in poorly researched QAnon conspiracies and right leaning Russian disinformation for their confirmation bias which boiled down is sexist or racist ideology they refuse to acknowledge.

Usually as nonsensical as a baby’s babble.

Me: Man, did you just hear all that boomer babble coming from that old lady. Sounds like someone only gets their info from Facebook groups and memes.

Friend: yeah, the same boomers who used to say don’t believe on what you see on the internet are now the biggest perpetrators of their own unheeded advice.

by Ronin-Cory October 16, 2020