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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Fag banana

The yellow bumper protectors meant to be removed from Dodge Chargers
That homo left the fag bananas on his bumper
by Cunt bubble August 3, 2021
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Banana Pudding

Hot girl in a short dress walking around town.
Look at a that fine Banana Pudding walking down here! I could just eat her up!
by Red Thread August 5, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Banana

Banana is a yellow long fruit or a berry that you can eat and everyone likes.
person 1: would you like a banana?

person 2: sure.
by Diamond 0_0 February 17, 2022
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Rotten Banana

A new jersey kid I am pretty sure likes to be a bottom after the quiz we jsut took
by JupGup February 20, 2022
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sexy banana

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022
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