Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

jack rag

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.

"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

like-jack

When someone hides an invisible Facebook 'like' button over the top of what seems to be an innocuous link such as the play button of a YouTube video.

Dude, you totally got like-jacked! You tried to watch a slutty video and popped up on your profile. You're such a douche.

by HighNoonRiders April 29, 2011

i-jacking

The stealing of an I-Pod.

Someone is i-jacking I-pod's.

by Inelight August 4, 2007

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Jack Of Clubs

Is a gay/bi male of any race who exclusively bottoms for Hispanic/Latino men. This is typically for those who are into being sexually dominated through raceplay.

Reyes: I heard you love big fat Hispanic c**ks, is it true you’re a Jack of Clubs?

Timothy: Yea baby you bet I am, I just think Latinos are so sexy. Give me that donkey **** of yours papi

by Chavibaby October 9, 2022

Jack Speed

Hunky ass man who is 6’1 and buff af but still hasn’t kissed a girl (which is honestly surprising). He usually looks 5 years older than he is, and it is concerning how fast he hit puberty . An idiot, hunk, and all around train wreck is just a few ways to describe a Jack Speed.

Is that Jack Speed over there? He looks like he is 35 and has a full time job with 3 kids and a hot wife.

by imonderrise November 8, 2019