Old babies

Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)

Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!

by Fascinated21 November 26, 2023

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.

Hey get moving old lady

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.

Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.

by Zempo October 13, 2016

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl

Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 14, 2022

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019