Pogrs loot tables

Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.

WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!

by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021

Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.

We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?

by mysticklemom April 17, 2021

Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table

1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table

by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021

Minecraft Crafting Table

Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes

I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD

by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021

Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.

I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.

by Ryzonup September 4, 2021

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021