Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

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Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

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The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

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El toro special

You and your buddies go to a Mexican restaurant to eat and drink. After wards you get a to go box, then you and 6 buddies spit, puke and shoot snot rockets into the food! Mix it up and it is ready to serve to a dude you don't like!

Noah" Hey man El toros was off the chain last night"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"

by G&P May 20, 2011

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