shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole

my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit

by j griff January 22, 2011

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shit filter

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.

"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"

by wise941 June 1, 2011

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T-Shit

A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on

Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?

How much did you pay for that T-shit?

by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011

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Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.

Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.

by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009

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Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

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