The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
by Pitt-Fan December 4, 2013
Get the Girls Don't Poopmug. take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce
by Fly humper February 23, 2010
Get the cock poop sundaemug. by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
Get the poop chute princessmug. 1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007
Get the poop your shirtmug. A celebrity, character, object, or symbol whose exposure in poop culture is regarded as constituting a defining characteristic of a given society or era.
An example of a current poop culture icon is the fabulous and ubiquitous poop emoji which we all have at our fingertips!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
Get the poop culture iconmug. Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."
by viitxrr May 29, 2020
Get the carbonated poop watermug. by Hazrat June 1, 2009
Get the poop loopsmug.