banana terracotta pie

A mystical pie thought to give anyone who eats it the vocal power of Serj Tankian, the god of soaD operas.

Jonas: hey bro have you seen that mystical kitchen video?
Asher: oh yeahh, serj was so dumbfounded by that banana terracotta pie. i want to get my hands on it and eat it
Fiona: you know what else i wanna get my hands on and eat?
Jonas & Asher: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

by system of a table December 30, 2025

Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.

Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!

by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025

Icing the Cherry Pie

This is when you ejaculate onto a woman's vagina while she is on her period.

" I iced her cherry pie yesterday"
"Wanna ice the cherry pie?"
"Let's try icing the cherry pie tonight."

by KinOfKosmos January 3, 2026

Chocolate cream pie

You and a few other friends revealed fecal matter in a pie crust and have a circle jerk onto the fecal matter then mix it up thoroughly, then cut slices and eat said pie.

Me and the guys made a Chocolate cream pie dude!

by Sweatycumstain January 5, 2026

Mississippi Frito Pie

When you are beating your meat while stomping your feet in that Mississippi mud.

Chris Byrd knew only kerosene could scrub away the aftermath of the world’s dirtiest Mississippi Frito pie

by BD Nick January 6, 2026

Montana yack pie

Striping naked and burying you face in the ass of a large hairy Mexican cowgirl with dingle berries.

Last night she really wanted to do a Montana yack pie.

by Venusdnotche January 6, 2026

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025