Croc'o shit

When someone tells you a bold-faced lie

When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello no bitch that's a croc'o shit.

by ALicia May April 16, 2008

Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

T-Shit

A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on

Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?

How much did you pay for that T-shit?

by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011

Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.

Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.

by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 8, 2004

shit humper

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.

look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper

by famousegrenade April 6, 2010

Shit Booger

When a man partakes in anal intercourse with another person, and apon withdrawing, discovers a "booger" of excrement on the end of his penis.

Hey Tom! I've still got a shit booger on the end of my cock from when I fucked your mum last night!

by Bathouse July 18, 2011