I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020

i wanna be saved

an internet meme showing a strong to a person to the point you want to be saved by them

Girl 1 : Shoot! I pissed my pants.
Girl 2 : I WANNA BE SAVEDDD 😍
Girl 3 : watafuck

by pants_pisser December 20, 2022

i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

by pixeleater February 21, 2010

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 22, 2014

i hate him

what females say when they're completely in love with him to the point where it hurts and they're just trying to convince/gaslight themselves into thinking they hate him but all they actually need to do is cry about him and the massive hollow feeling being utterly in love with him has left in you're stomach to the point where you want to do anything to get rid of the feeling (namely, trying to start hating him even though you can't)

i hate him so much, in all honesty though, i hate how much i love him and how how much i can't bring myself to hate him

by yournumber1idiot September 5, 2022

i had a dream and it was not this

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i had a dream and it was not this

by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011

I smell skank

Used to refer to an undersirable woman coming towards you. Normally dressed in daggy short attire with their bits on open display, falling over in their heels (or carrying them in hand). akin to a crack whore but usually with more teeth!

'Sniff sniff' - bro which ways the wind blowing? Cause I smell skank!

by Bodhiliscious October 22, 2009