National Hold Hands Day

April 16,Any time you want to hold hands with someone you can and get away with it!

Carl:Damn I held Becky’s hand today and she let me!
David:Yah it’s because it’s National Hold Hands Day!

by Koolkitter May 26, 2018

national sexual interaction day

the day when you can do anything sexual and get away with it!(:

honey! its national sexual interaction day! what do you wanna do today?

by ya b susan April 15, 2018

National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.

Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day

by CamBrodian May 27, 2018

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

National Send Nudes Day

April 17th National Send Nudes Day. Flash your stuff to your special someone!

Did you know it’s national send nudes day?

by Jsnqwifiekajsid May 27, 2018

National Titled Towers Day

April 25, Is National Titled Towers Day.National Titled Towers Day is a day where we celebrate Titled Towers by everyone going to Titled Towers for every game they play.

On National Titled Towers Day I will not get a win at all that day.

by Professional Fortnite Loser April 18, 2018

National Cuckhold day

A us holiday on the 19th of april once every decade used to fuck your family friend or with you significant other watching or vice-versa

Person1: hey, your friend is coming over for National Cuckhold Day at 7:00, be ready when he does.
Person2: alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by HeroicBottle May 27, 2018