arm-monkey

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.

*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<

by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009

diggity monkey

A digital worker, down with monkeying around with all possible combinations until he finds a solution, however improbable.

Can't find the answer in that Goddamn stupid program?...Let the diggity monkeys at it. They'll find a workaround sooner or later.

by drawrings January 12, 2010

Vage Monkey

A Vage Monkey is an insult for a person who looks like they might dwell in a large vagina.

That guy is such a f*$#& vage monkey!

by J.D.awesomenator January 27, 2010

Gunk Monkey

Someone who likes flinging his gunk around like a rampant baboon

John: Aidan really shouldn't be running around that mall like a "Gunk Monkey"!

Mandrew: I know, he's acting like a total spaff wagon

by MamboRambo December 21, 2010

love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away

" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)

by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011

jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012