by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007
Get the Spritzer Monkey mug.When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.
by RCole February 21, 2008
Get the monkey curse mug.Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.
by lymric March 20, 2008
Get the monkey spackle mug."Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."
by lymric March 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Spackle mug.by CaseandGdog December 24, 2008
Get the Monkey Hustled mug.Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
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