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John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.
Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?
by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020
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John Carlo Ortega

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
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Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it
by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022
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Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020
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Lauren Elizabeth johns

An all around amazing, beautiful and kind hearted person. If you find her tell her I still love her…. She’s a fucking god in bed!
by Myfirstlove October 20, 2021
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john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.
Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.
by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021
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Hood niga john

Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ
Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John
by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021
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