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George Bush

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.

Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.

Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
mugGet the George Bushmug.

The Luke and George Show

A national radio show aimed at the 16-24 year old mentally defficient.... truly a show of the gods
The Luke and George show, national radio 1.....
by presenterofradio September 4, 2005
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George thornley

You know that guy George Thornley?

Oh is he the plastic fan who can’t choose which club to support?

Yeh that’s him
by anonymous147419 April 30, 2020
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George

Oh look it’s George I wonder how many doughnuts he ate last night
by Cooldudie September 23, 2019
mugGet the Georgemug.

St Georges

St Georges is bad
by wele.yy April 9, 2023
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George

A boy who needs to get a life, but is relatively harmless. He may say some concerning things, but he is good at making people laugh.
George: *Scrolling through Instagram* Dang... those are some nice toes!

Me:Um... What the hell? Do you have a foot fetish?!?

George:Oh my god! Illinois Boy took our math teacher!
by WhatTheHell.... August 31, 2019
mugGet the Georgemug.

George

often a man who is very long; referred to as beans or cuck
There goes George the cuck with the classic beans move
by grogger87 June 7, 2018
mugGet the Georgemug.

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