Filet O' Fish

When you ejaculate into a female's vagina that has a yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis.

"I gave her the Filet O' Fish last night."

"What the fuck?"

by sexhaver6969696969 April 13, 2023

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

Pennsylvania white fish

Used condom found while fishing.

Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.

by shine bucket January 28, 2014

red fish diner

Eating a vagina (pussy) while she is on her period.

I’m eating a red fish diner in the morning!

by Bkm04 May 18, 2020

Oxenden Fish Lips

Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.

The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022