counter-douche 

the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.

"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."

Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.

counter-douche by Semenema April 20, 2010

3 button douche 

a person who does not button the top 2 buttons of there shirt to show there chest hair.

Dave is such a 3 button douche,nobody wants to look at his chest pubes!

Don Johnson

3 button douche by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010

Pickle Juice Douche 

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.

Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.

Pickle Juice Douche by The knight rider May 15, 2019

Female objectifying douche 

A male asshole who treats women as an object for their own enjoyment.

He is such a female objectifying douche, just look how he used her.

Female objectifying douche by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022

Mc Douche n hump 

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

Mc Douche n hump by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Fedora Douche 

A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".

" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "

" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'

'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "

Fedora Douche by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016

Act A Douche 

1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.

Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!

Act A Douche by Ryan_W February 20, 2009