dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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Dead Rat

That thing that will remind you of KSI's hairline everytime you look at it.
guy1: What does this dead rat remind you of?
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking
by TopsyToxic October 02, 2019
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dead rat

A medium-sized, long-tailed rodent with no pulse and a low body temperature.
"I jumped on my pet rat, now it's a dead rat"
by supersmart69 May 02, 2021
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re-dead

to kill something that is already dead, killing a zombie will make it re-dead. Cycle of life: alive, dead, reanimated, re-dead
The zombie was made re-dead when its head was chopped off.
by Gettaht November 02, 2010
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Morally dead

When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.
This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.
by Local intellectual July 28, 2021
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finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
by DoggoSouls January 16, 2020
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