Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.

Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...

by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.

Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Boner

When your sick hard

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”

by Bonr January 20, 2023

Bobert

A way to identify harmless looking/cute looking inanimate objects that holds the power of a thousand Gods.

Guy 1: I named my eraser Bobert

Classroom: *Kneeling*

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023

Boerio

An amazing father who thinks playing "dead babies" in CAH is the funniest thing in the world. Also is an excellent wine connoisseur.

"Stop acting like a boerio."

by YourOtherPseudonym March 6, 2023

Boner

Something that happens when you cock wants to and you can't do shit.

Boner in my tight little aaaaaaaaaaaaamazing looking jeans.

by CarlWheezerBro April 11, 2023