Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike

don't come near me , leave some boner room

by eroserer March 7, 2022

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani

Hey! We got a boner here!

by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020

Boner

An injury to your bone. Specifically one that is a crack that results from cold temperatures.

Dude, I got a boner in class yesterday. The teacher should turn up the AC.

by Sampoggers December 27, 2020

Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.

Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021

Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020

Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!

by Cul Gi January 25, 2021

Appreciation boner

Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.

Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had

Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*

by Bebes123 February 2, 2021