anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
by anal specialist November 26, 2020
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anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.
That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.
by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017
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aussie anal

Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
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anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
by nipplebladez February 29, 2016
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Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.
by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.
by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV November 27, 2015
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