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Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so
Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely
by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019
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Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.
Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish
by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020
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Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever
I love you Michael
by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023
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Michael Crenshaw

he funny and likes Fortnite and kisses the bros goodnight every night
Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!
by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023
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Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!
by mishcyda April 24, 2017
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Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself
Michael is always suckin and fuckin
by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024
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michael monastra

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael
by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019
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