I must be butter

cause im on a roll

thats 69 nukes in a row... i must be butter cause im on a roll

by YUSUCKA November 6, 2010

I pulled a Linda

Shitting your self

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda

by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019

Sksksksksk and I oop

Weird VSCO girl noise

The visco girl was excited and yelled " sksksksksksk and I oop!"

by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019

I am them

A phrase a women used when she dialed 911 to report a drunk driver. She was the drunk driver.

911 operator: do you know who the drunk driver is?
Drunk woman: I am them!

by xxScene13xx November 7, 2009

i hate him

what females say when they're completely in love with him to the point where it hurts and they're just trying to convince/gaslight themselves into thinking they hate him but all they actually need to do is cry about him and the massive hollow feeling being utterly in love with him has left in you're stomach to the point where you want to do anything to get rid of the feeling (namely, trying to start hating him even though you can't)

i hate him so much, in all honesty though, i hate how much i love him and how how much i can't bring myself to hate him

by yournumber1idiot September 5, 2022

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

by pixeleater February 21, 2010