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banana moment

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.
A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.

B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.
by autism master March 16, 2024
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Banana

something that you can eat or put somewhere else
guy1: "hey bro i think this guy has a bunch of bananas on the counter"
guy2: "ok why are you pointing it out"
guy1:
guy2:
guy1:
guy2: "WAIT N-"
by Lukeisntwarm December 24, 2021
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banana on the rocks

The act of splitting the breasts of a female with the male penis. Does not necessarily include thrusting, i.e. it is an erect but motionless penis with emphasis on the separation of the boobs, thereby accentuating the features of the female anatomy.

Usually a move to enable the recipient to kiss and nibble on the tip of the dick.
What did they get up to last night?

They got their kit off but was too pissed and he passed out before he got past banana on the rocks.
by Sweet Chunga November 22, 2017
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banana bag

What trey does to andria
I am going to banana bag you in the face
by Andirose May 16, 2018
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spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.
Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!
by dauntless5 September 1, 2021
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BANANA

Decisions about whether to approve new projects are made by politicians who rely on the votes of nimbys (“Not in my back yard”), notes (“Not over there, either”) and bananas (“Build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything”).
from The Economist Sept 1st, 2022 Britain’s failure to build is throttling its economy
by Kopernik September 4, 2022
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