Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser
by Tiger master January 06, 2023
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chikfil boner

When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.
Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
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Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"
by IamRob September 02, 2017
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Boner line

The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones
Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE

Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN

Streety: MISSION
by Your Lord and Saviour May 20, 2023
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Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
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Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
by Bryadam90 May 13, 2015
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
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