toot toot peanut butter

An interjection used to request the forgiveness of another whom you have or soon will inconvenience. (a.k.a. Excuse Me, Pardon Me)

Sally said, "Toot toot Peanut Butter" requesting Sue to step asside as she passed through the narrow hallway.

by BS August 10, 2004

Butter wouldn't melt in her eyes

An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.

Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.

by mackemlad1 December 8, 2015

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

i can’t belive its not butter

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product

I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

by Lukiboss May 29, 2018

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Joking that you want to have a threesome / Menage a trois / Sandwich. Especially as a female with 2 guys. One guy's dick in your butt (peanut butter) and the other guy's dick in your vage (jelly). DP

"I want a sandwich, if you know what I mean" *Sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" & dance*

by megasporangia May 16, 2019

like a hot knife through butter

moving through a group of people with no resistance

"The jammer for the Putas del Fuego moved through the pack of rollergirls like a hot knife through butter" said the announcer ,Wundamike.

by Motorblade June 25, 2006

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021