Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.

I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.

by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022

Crack jitter

High on crack cocaine and jittery and fidgety.

Did you see Tina last night? Bitch be trippin’. Oh yes, chile, she definitely had her crack jitter on!

by Dick Dick Goose Guy August 25, 2021

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack

Put crack cheese

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

cracked

When your absolutely good in a game in less than a day

dude Nitin is so cracked at this game

by killerswitch12101 October 18, 2020

crack

Something between 2 cheeks on a lower end or drug that I do

I smoke crack

by banjokazooie01 March 4, 2015