Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it

Today is Harass John Day

by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022

John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013

elton john week

The mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Watson, declared the 20-26 October Elton John Week!

Girl: I was born in Elton John week!!

Guy: Wow that’s so awesome! He is the best!

by Rainbow1cupcake December 9, 2019

John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.

"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"

by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009

john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021

John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.

Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?

by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020

john duke hall

a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee

Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall

by `dad June 6, 2018