Ninja Stroking

An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.

I was Ninja stroking my shit in the Destiny 2 Discord LFG when doing Vault of Glass.

by GoonerMan69 March 2, 2026

silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'

"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"

by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025

second strongest military in the world

a joke

who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!

by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025

grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing

Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.

by aku3607 March 25, 2025

Helga Strong

An expression you use when someone is carrying something heavy, often catching them off guard in an unexpected moment. Used in awkward/funny moments.

Origin - created by Dani Grace from the Bay Area

*friend struggling to carry a heavy laundry basket down the stairs* “damn, helga strong”

by Popularized April 2, 2025

Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.

Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking

by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025