shit lip

Is a person who has a thin mustache on his upper lip looking somewhat like a dirty sanchez.

Marcel has a REALLY bad shit lip.

by vickie June 8, 2004

Acid Shits

(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.

Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.

Guy2-Weak dude.

Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.

by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006

oh shit

An expression used often by people when they notice they screwed something up. Normally used with the word "Fuck" in the same sentence.

Oh Shit! I totally Fucked that up!

by The iRan February 9, 2009

Shit Bra

Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.

"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!

"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"

by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010

Shit Lock

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.

Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.

by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009

shit humper

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.

look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper

by famousegrenade April 6, 2010