ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Tops

Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best

That green is tops bro

by Donabate on top August 7, 2022

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

12 up top

The amount of lights that the police have, hence giving the cops the nickname 12 up tops.

Here come the 12 up tops.

by Police ain't shit February 12, 2021

tiger top

A cunt

Show me your tiger top

by sjdgdjsnsksbsksb October 26, 2015