lick it before you stick it

Performing oral sex on a girl before having sex with her

lick it before you stick it :P

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013

brick dick ona stick

way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees

"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"

by Shithéad January 25, 2019

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2017

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.

“Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick”

by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021