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Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.
Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.
by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019
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paul bean

the term paul bean would mean to leave your child or to have been left by ones father

It could also mean to get so stoned you don’t remember your life
i got so paul beaned last night

paul bean left me
by paul bean March 24, 2018
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Bean

To rape someone, or to make them suffer the consequences (of whatever they did, be it wrong or something you just didn't like).
"omg did you see carter like bean that mouse for taking his cheese?!"
by Krusty K. May 15, 2018
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Bean

A bean is a seed, but in the rapping game it is a drug called Ecstasy (MDMA), which heightens sensation.
by Definitionsarentmything May 18, 2018
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frotle bean

an ugly person who resembles a bean, a frog, and turtle!! :))
Look!! There’s a frotle bean!!
by Lexiloowho:p May 19, 2018
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