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Toilet Chicken

the act of pooping in a public restroom with someone also defecating in the stall next to you, both of you too scared to make the first splash, wait to drop your deuces, normally ended by someone else entering the bathroom and running the sink
"why were you in there so long john?"
"i was stuck in a game of toilet chicken for 15 minutes, then someone finally came in and took a piss"
by grape dutch October 30, 2011
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Killin the chicken

shooting the shit.
discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner
by chikenkiller April 5, 2011
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Chicken Moe

A known individual who draws similarities to that of Moe Howard, the well known actor and comedian who starred as one of the three stooges. This individual is also distinguished by their fatal attraction to chickens, and or any known species of bird. A Chicken Moe preys upon chickens and either forces or courts them into engaging in various sexual acts in order to satisfy it's lust. There has only been one reported sighting of a Chicken Moe located in the rural area of Agency, MO. spanning from the estimated years of 1990 to 1997.
"Oh my word! Agathas been raped by a Chicken Moe!"
"Look at how that chicken Moes' got snowball in the doggystle position"
"Honey, I'm taking Yeller out with me to do some hunting. Neighbors been complainin' bout a bunch'a rapins out there on the Winchester's Farm. They're thinking it might be a Chicken Moe"
Wife: "Honey!!.... look!!!"
Husband: "What is that?"
Wife: "I think it's semen!"
Husband: "Chicken Moe!!!!!!" *whilst shaking fist to the sky"
by Dr. Catt Meowman November 7, 2010
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Fired chicken

Tyron: Wow tht fried chicken looks good
Javonte: fasho doe
Black ppl love fired chicken
by Djkhaledfannn July 10, 2018
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attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.
"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"
by Kirkland Baller Crew December 9, 2008
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A Funky Chicken

Pour some rum in my eggnog, I feel for a funky chicken!
by DeeBo83 November 8, 2009
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chicken nooger

A chicken nooger is something you can wipe ur ass with and eat it.
by Llamacornz_01 May 7, 2018
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