boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli February 02, 2016

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 01, 2022

boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection

I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing

by blaisereg July 20, 2019

Boner Boost

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.

Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!

by QskRandomzz February 20, 2011

Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

by October 10, 2020

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 13, 2022