salterd 

Salty and Retarded in one.

Bro you're salterd

salterd by Young Savage👌🏼 April 6, 2017

Salt

1. A compound of Sodium and Chlorine.

2. A polymorphic sentient rock, usually going by the name of Pearl, who is particularly snarky. She refuses to stop grieving her deceased lover and tries to push said lover's legacy onto the half-breed child that caused her to die.

1. Could you pass the table salt?

2. Garnet, Amethyst, and Salt are the Crystal Gems.

Salt by Fffhjiiufgnjj May 6, 2017

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

salt machine by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"

Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.

SALT by FC_67 June 6, 2017

Salt slider 

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand

When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand

Salt slider by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

SALT

SALT is Good, it brings the best out of life.

You are the SALT

SALT by SALT is Good July 8, 2017

Salt God 

A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.

Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God

Salt God by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018