Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

by Tabbylab May 21, 2023

the perfect bf

his names joseph and he’s the most cutest, nicest, sweetest, caring, smartest boy in the whole entire world and even tho he might not think it he’s the perfect bf.

Friends: joseph is farr from perfect

Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey

by daggerdicc14 July 21, 2023

Literally perfect

If something is "literally perfect," it causes 0 harm to anyone or anything and is 100% beneficial to the universe. Something or someone that is literally perfect cannot be improved in any way.

Literally perfect

by coveted seed July 27, 2023

Very perfect middle finger emoji

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap

Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023

The Perfect Person

A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more

“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person”

by Blelelelelelelele September 29, 2023

Absolutely Perfect

Hasan

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist

by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024

Beyond perfect

Raychel Train

Raychel Train is beyond perfect therefore is better than everyone else

by RiceisNice211 January 7, 2024