penis amongus

its when your being a stinky penis

your a stinker, stop being a penis amongus

by imgonnagetthemilk April 12, 2022

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

Penis Moment

When you're with the fellas and need to chug a roady before getting to the club

"Curtis, is this a Penis Moment???"

by boofmann69 November 5, 2022

siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick

Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.

by PainGang666 May 5, 2016

penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015