mai-lee

my name is mai-lee

amazing

literally the most amazing person ever

get you a mai-lee <3

“i’m feeling really pretty right now!”
“what’s ur name?”
“hannah..?
“ur not pretty lol, my name is literally mai-lee b quiet 😂👎”
“ohh ok”

by ilovemitski01 May 04, 2021

Mai-lee

Mai-lee, is a name of the most beautiful women every. With a smile that shines across the room and laughs and make you uncontrollable. With eyes that will make you lost and forget your existence on earth. She is spiritually aligned with the universe and has a heart bigger than the galaxy.

That’s Mai-lee! Damn she’s fine as fuck.

by Kfp November 22, 2021

may the 14th 2021

national text your ex day

“hey, it’s may the 14th 2021, long time no see, how you doing?”

by brittanyrichter May 13, 2021

may miguel

One of the best people you would ever meet, is just the best, and she won

#1: do u know may miguel
#2: Yessss She is amazing isn’t she

by crutiatus February 05, 2021

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 29, 2022

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 04, 2023