kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

Viper kiss

When a woman gives a guy a blowjob, and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she cocks back her head and spits the load of semen in his face like a viper.

She gave him a viper kiss after sucking his cock last night! She spit it right in his face!

by PuggyJones April 8, 2016

Daffodil kiss

A kiss to the female anus

Oh shit I want to give that girl a daffodil kiss

by HinBootz November 24, 2018

orca kiss

When 2 guys with erect penises walk toward each other and touch tips. Like 2 Orcas kissing in the ocean

Jason wanted to compare dick size so we orca kissed and I am bigger

by Joe Guac December 5, 2018

Fag kiss

When you use someone elses lit fag to light your one (sounds real gay)

Wagwan, can I fag kiss your fag cuz mine lighter run out of gas init

by Adolf butler December 9, 2018

custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018

faux kisses

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.

I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?

by JuggaMD August 5, 2017