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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?
Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar
by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022
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fart rape

When you fart so hard you cause someone's genitals to turn inside out, which counts as rape under Missouri state law.
Ow! You just fart raped me with that last fart! You're lucky we're not in St. Louis, I'd call the cops on you.
by reltihfloda March 5, 2022
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Is you Farted?

Confusion whilst asking your homie if he ripped a fatty.

You have to be either so retarded or 30000 parallel universes ahead of the average small brain to use this vocabulary.
Jamal: Is you farted?

Mohammed: bruh what?!
by SmallPeanStepBro June 5, 2021
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farting machine

last night the farting machine couldnt stop
by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021
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Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.
That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?
by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021
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Fart Giggle

when you fart and giggle at the same time both out of your ass (fard-gig-le)
person 1: i cant believe you won! you literally where on half a heart, no hunger, no armor, and a wooden shovel, and i was full netherite!!!
person 2: PFFT *squirt* teehee!
person 1: wtf did you just fart giggle?????
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