Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 June 8, 2018

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006

dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.

John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.

by B Lane December 10, 2008

dick hand

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

by Michalak October 4, 2003

dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.

I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.

by George Ellis December 26, 2006

Tough Dick

A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.

1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.

by DjGot'embytheshorthairs December 27, 2009

razor dick

a very sharp and painful penis. often used in intimidation.

"we're gonna tear their asses up with our razor dicks"

"how was it last night lucy?"
"pretty good, minus the fact he had a razor dick..."
"man, that must've hurt!"

by teeoriginals October 15, 2009