Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 June 8, 2018

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006

dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.

John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.

by B Lane December 10, 2008

dick hand

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

by Michalak October 4, 2003

dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.

I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.

by George Ellis December 26, 2006

Catch a Dick

The ability to easily pick up men and get laid.

I'm going out tonight to catch a dick. I looked so hot I was catching dick all night.

by Tacobitch69 August 8, 2017

Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009