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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012
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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Death Wretch

Originated in early 1990's San Francisco Bay Area to describe the horrifyingly intense odor present in some people's houses, or the intense odor that's ever present on some people's clothes if they live in tight quarters such as boats without adequate ventilation.

10 years later after inventing the word it was confirmed that this odor is actually the smell of a heavily mold/mildew infested dwelling. The original usage of the word turned out to be accurate as it is known that breathing mold and mildew is toxic to humans.
"Josh's house smells like a death wretch!"

"Ed's clothes smell like death wretch!"
by mocha1234567 November 24, 2009
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Tower of Death

Tower of Death is a bar game. Game is played with 2 or more people. Roll a dice. If designated number is rolled that player picks a beer. Repeat except then it's a coaster, short cocktail, coaster, bomb shot, coaster then shot. Now we go down. Who ever rolls designates number drinks the shot, next roll, removes coaster, drinks bomb shot, removes coaster and so on and so forth unroll we get to whomever rolls the beer dice. Now we stop and when ever the player who rolled that number touches the glass everyone except he or she slamming the beer rolls for the same designated number. Whom ever doesn't roll the number before the beer is slammed has to buy the round or if there's a tie the round is split. If the chugger doesn't finish before everyone rolls the designated number, the chugger buys.
Tower of Death is a bar game gauranteed to make memories!
by Dhickies June 29, 2017
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Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.

Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.
Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.
by mootmauler July 5, 2024
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societal death

any tv show on nickelodeon after icarly ended.
greg: wanna watch nick?
jorge: no, anything on nick after icarly ended is societal death.
by thicc adam. June 2, 2018
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down bass death

when you die on the corner of a spike on a level in geometry dash
I just died to a down bass death at 46% on Bloodlust.
by lucasestoes March 26, 2025
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