el douche bag 

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

el douche bag by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

Uber Douche 

King of all douche bags

Malamut was over here earlier talking about my celebrity facial hair. That guy is the uber douche.

Uber Douche by Razzo the Clown October 21, 2008

Power-Douche 

Beyond an average, everyday douche-bag with all their douchecessories; a Power-Douche is unstoppable in their douchey ways. They are social morons, don't think before they speak, wear Ed Hardy and swear by the "popped-collar" look. This person can be a neighbor, a friend or a family member. Beware...they can cause mild strokes or brain-cell loss when listening to them.

Someone who might follow through with asking for the cardboard. For example: "I'm legitimately interested in the logistics of making a bed from spare cardboard, but I can't think of a way to ask a homeless person without looking like a Power-Douche."

Power-Douche by JTSpang August 26, 2009

Double Douche 

He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

Double Douche by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

Dragging the douche 

1 - verb. To bring something entirely unwanted to an event, gathering, or party. Must usually a bad attitude but can include material items such as horrible music or a smelly friend.

Don't tell Karen about the party she always drags the douche. or: God that guy is always dragging the douche!

Dragging the douche by Gotelc December 18, 2008

Think you douche-it-all 

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.

Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

Think you douche-it-all by JB!!! :) April 22, 2009

Doughnut Douche 

The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.

Nathan is a doughnut douche!

Doughnut Douche by Bt0723 December 30, 2008