Cream House

Cream Team HQ

Let's head to the Cream House for briefing

by CTCreamTeam December 27, 2021

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

Ice cream

A frozen treat you eat

I love ice cream

by Ur stronger than u think October 22, 2017

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015