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crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.
by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009
mugGet the crack sawmug.

Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022
mugGet the Crack is semi divinemug.

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
mugGet the crack flappingmug.

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 9, 2023
mugGet the crack needlesmug.

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds
"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"
by swag9001 June 15, 2024
mugGet the whip crackmug.

Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.
Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.
by Mickeydee23 September 30, 2020
mugGet the Mask-Crackmug.

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Cracking The Celerymug.

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