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Chicken Bird

A word that describes utter stupidity. Most of the time the person's name is Bryce.
by Like a screw June 7, 2017
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chicken dash

Chicken dash is when you run around your childhood friend with your dick out singing the Star Spangled Banner, and is considered an ancient ritual in Slovakia.
You: Dude I heard Jory singing singjng the national anthem last night.
Turtlefuck: He was probably blessing his childhood friend with a chicken dash.
by Bukake King69 November 10, 2017
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chicken nooger

A chicken nooger is something you can wipe ur ass with and eat it.
by Llamacornz_01 May 7, 2018
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the chicken slap

when you're doing doggy style and you turn around and elbow trhemin the face! HAHA STUPID FUCKS!!
i was um gettin it from behind and slapped him twice then elbowed his ass in the face!! greatest O ever!
by dirty diana August 16, 2003
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IM Chicken

When instant messaging on a particularly racy or controversial subject and you begin typing a response, only to realise the other person is also typing a response, so you stop, as does the other, to read what they say first. Then the game of IM chicken begins waiting to see who sends first.
I was IM'ing with my ex, discussing whether we should get back together. Neither of us would say it though, and a few long bouts of IM Chicken began.
by ssmith22 August 21, 2011
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Toilet Chicken

the act of pooping in a public restroom with someone also defecating in the stall next to you, both of you too scared to make the first splash, wait to drop your deuces, normally ended by someone else entering the bathroom and running the sink
"why were you in there so long john?"
"i was stuck in a game of toilet chicken for 15 minutes, then someone finally came in and took a piss"
by grape dutch October 30, 2011
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Dumpster Chicken

Someone who is permi-high. A tweaker or other who fucks anyone with drugs then waits for them to pass out and steals the oddest shit you have around while walking past the big pile of drugs, money and various valuables scattered about. They then proceed to find a get away vehicle (i.e: a store of bikes) but decides to take the pieces to the bike that's broken down "for parts only" and scoffs at the perfectly good, expensive bikes already ready already... The car keys eluded their reasoning as well; no matter how many times they get their asses kicked...They Never learn!
Person 1: "Hey, look at that person over there. Who's that?"

Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that's just one of our friendly neighborhood dumpster chickens. No matter how many times we try to teach them to fly... Sigh... Never sticks!"
by Crysinrealyfe July 26, 2022
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