Ass spelunking

The act of opening and expanding the anal cavity of ones partner and then proceeding, with cave diving gear (ie: Carabiner, ropes, headlamps, etc), and entering the damp ridged caves of your consenting adult. Occasionally returning to the surface for air.

"Bro, I spent 3 hours ass spelunking last night."

"Oh yeah?, where at"

"Devons"

by RuffleshaveRidges January 29, 2016

Fuck ass

A kid who can never get shit right even after you explain it to him over and over again usually compared to that faggot in your Chem class

God damn it jimmy you are such a fuck ass

by Average joe March 26, 2016

Ass Acne

Something you don't wanna have....

I don't wanna have ass acne.

by aurelionistaken November 25, 2018

ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Cash or ass

Cash or ass - definition - when you loan a couple hundred bucks to a great friend and she avoids paying you back, but wants her car worked on.

Cash or ass and we are squared up

Friend 1 - man what happened to alissa?
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!

Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones

Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see

by Ben Franklin 💯 August 30, 2017

Ass-Crackery

Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.

This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.

Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Ass-kickery

The art of destroying and demolishing someone or something.

She had preformed ass-kickery

by Peepee-sheets December 21, 2018